September 03, 2010
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Sci-Fi films have tried to give us a vision of sex in the future. Woody Allen gave us the Orgasmatron in his comic look at the future in Sleepers (1973). Sylvester Stallone showed us virtual sex with Sandra Bullock in Demolition Man (1993) and even Data (who refers to himself as fully functional in that area) gets a bit of Android to Borg action in Star Trek: First Contact (1996).
The Orgasmatron Sylvester Stallone Defrosted Data Borg Snog

Well now real life has finally caught up with the release of Real Touch a new development in Virtual Sex. The claims from its makers, delivered by a rather attractive gentleman on their website, say that this feels just like you are having oral sex or anal sex. The device links to your PC and interacts with a film that you are watching. I am sure you now the sort of film I am talking about. The Real Touch stimulates your little chap with a combination of rollers to massage, heaters to imitate the temperature of whichever orifice you are simulating and lube to give that authentic feel. More information can be picked up from their website www.realtouch.com (please note this sites does contain nudity)

The Real Touch The Real Touch In Action

Looking After Your Real Touch

So is this really better than the real thing, well you can only buy this product from February and initially only in The States so we may have to wait a while to find out, but in the mean time here are a number of advantages we came up with.

You do not have to take it out for dinner
You do not have to talk to it
It does not change the TV channel while you watching you favourite programme
It does not monopolise the bathroom in the morning
It never has a headache
It does not spend all your money
It never asks you where you are going
It doesn’t think you drink too much

Maybe those nice people from Real Touch will send us a free trial. We will let you know what it's like.

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