A New Breed of Plant Found in Benidorm Park

Scientist today have announced that a new breed of plant has been discovered in Benidorm’s Dove park.

Locals have nicknamed it “Grande Gallo” but scientist from the Spanish Plantology University National Centre (S.P.U.N.C) have officially given the plant the title “Genatalia Ejacular”, and the Royal Botanical Society has given it the registration number 01.04/2009.

It seems that the soil in Dove Park is rich in natural nutrients including nitrogen and a strange white salty tasting liquid that scientists have yet to identify. The combinations of these substances together with the ideal weather conditions have caused a genetic mutation creating this new fauna.

Professor Ricardo Buena-Cabeza, from S.P.U.N.C, said “we are very excited about this new breed of plant, right here on our door step. There has been a huge amount of interest in the plant, lots of men have been wandering round the Park at all times times of the day and night and we can only assume they are looking for the plant.”

There has been an unsubstantiated rumour that another one of these unique plants has been seen in a darkened room in a local Benidorm Hostelry.

We have to admit that the new penis plant was just an April Fools joke. However if you did go to Dove Park to have a look for it, both Professor Ricardo Buena-Cabeza (Professor Dick Good-Head) and all at Benidorm HotMale, hope you had a good time.